Just Die Already

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Just Die Already is an old people mayhem sandbox game created by the designers of Goat Simulator!

You are an old retired person in a near future where people aren’t having any children. There isn’t anyone to pay for pensions due to those ungrateful millennials who prefer playing video games instead of doing actual work. With no one to cover your living costs, you - just like all other old people in this world - have no other choice but to survive on your own.

How will you survive in a world that wants you to Just Die Already?

To make things worse, you’ve just been kicked out of your retirement home, and your only option now is to perform dangerous challenges and explore the world for retirement tickets to qualify for free retirement care.

So with society wishing you dead, isn’t it finally time to live a little?


  • BE OLD, BE BOLD: You get to be an old person. Grumpy, old, frail and grumbling about the World: the dream you didn’t know you had until now. Finally, you’ve found something in common with your average Boomer.

  • BREAK A LEG... BREAK A NECK, A FEW RIBS, MAYBE A NOSE: Discover the joys of being ancient and brittle, anything can break you and you can break your everything.

  • DON’T TRY THIS AT (RETIREMENT) HOME: Complete dangerous challenges that you would never ever try at home and answer existential questions like: can you launch yourself from a catapult and land on someone?  Or, can you survive losing your head, grabbing it and whacking someone with it?

  • ONE MISSION - RETIRE: Earn rewards by completing dangerous challenges. Your goal? To qualify for a proper retirement home. That makes perfect sense. Word of advice: try and stay in one piece so you can enjoy it in the end…

  • LIMITLESS INTERACTION: Pick up and interact with a very wide variety of objects. Everything from giant trouts, trampolines, firearms, electrical wiring, and fireworks, just to mention a few. Bazookas, axes, trombones, air horns and jetpacks to mention a few more. Yes, they all can be used to hurt and maim.

  • EMBRACE YOUR INNER BOOMER: Wreak havoc on the Millennial and Zoomer population (we forgot Generation X, just like everyone else). NPCs react differently depending on their age - some will laugh and clap at others getting hurt while others will run away in terror.

  • BE OLD. TWICE: You get to be an old person. So good we said it twice.

  • SANDBOX CROSS-PLAY MULTIPLAYER: Play alone, or with up to 4 players in online multiplayer. Complete challenges together, or just cause mayhem and rip your friends’ limbs off!

  • THE GAME CAN BE AS CRAZY AS YOU: The city is filled with detailed environments, loaded with secrets and hidden paths, that encourage detailed exploration and quirky experimentation to truly see it all.

  • ONE MORE THING: Wait, wait one last thing! Did we mention that you can disrupt traffic and make a traffic jam and make cars explode? Or that you can attach wings to your arm and fly around?

  • OLD. PERSON: Okay that’s the last time we promise.

  • PVP MODES: Give the boomers what they deserve by having them fight for their lives! Compete against your other old friends with this new free Player Versus Player update. Play in 4 new arenas, customize your game modes and start ripping each other’s limbs off.  Brace yourself up to your nipples in your old man pants, this Old Vs Old mayhem competition is ON!
    • the PvP update will be in the game from June onwards, so by September will be fully in the game for every player.
  • CrossPlay across all platforms!


“If you enjoyed Goat Simulator’s slapstick humour back in the day, you’re going to have a fantastic time here.  With an outrageous sandbox world to explore, ragdoll mechanics to exploit and a wide variety of novelty items to misuse, the bucket list is well on its way to being conquered.” - 8/10 – Pure Playstation

“Wickedly funny (,) Just Die Already…does for the elderly what Goat Simulator did for, well, goats.” -  8/10 – Push Square

“I threw a grenade filled with bees at a bunch of martial artists. The bees killed two of them. You have to be wary of bees, as they are clearly quite deadly.” - 8/10 - PC Invasion

Content creators/influencers involved in promoting the game

  • We have a strong plan of organic and commercial content creator content dropping between now and launch. To date we’ve had over 30 million views organically on YouTube and we are confident of doubling that figure over the next few weeks. Confirmed organic videos include the following (with 30+ in total confirmed to date).

  • PewDiePie has 110+ million followers and has a stake in the studio, so he will be streaming and promoting the product.